If you saw me on a normal day
You'd like what you would see
A fella in a shiny suit
Who's classy as can be
If I saw you in the light of day
You'd probably stand and stare
This fella's got a lot of ticks
But baby you can get your kicks

The girls, they like their man to be as
Cool as a cat
They say, she looks at every detail
And that's a fact
I know, I've seen her in the act of
Crushing the soul
Tonight, I'm gonna be the one who
Makes her feel whole

I'M GONNA MAKE A FORTUNE
NEVER LOVE ALWAYS FIGHT
AND I'M GONNA BE YOUR
RISK JOCKEY TONIGHT

If I saw you on a Saturday
After the sun had set
I'd throw you in my Cadillac
And tie you to my private jet
If I saw you try to get away
After we got to my abode
I'd shoot you down with my biggest gun
And drag you down a rusty road

The girls, they like the kind of man with
A plan of attack
They say, she looks at every detail
And that's a fact
I know, I've seen her in the act of
Crushing the soul
Tonight, I'll be the one who
Makes her feel whole

When my shadow
Touches yours
I feel something
I haven't felt before

And I feel blood rush
To my pounding head
I feel something
I thought was dead

When I spot you on the disco floor
After your favorite song
I'd make you be my girlfriend
I'd make you play along
And when the game was almost done
I;d pull you close to me
And whisper something in your ear
I;d tell you what you want to hear

The girls, they like their man to be as
Sharp as a tack
They say, she looks at every detail
And that's a fact
I know, I've seen her in the act of
Crushing the soul
Tonight, I'll be the one who
Makes her feel whole